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Worst Movie you have ever seeen and short explanation of Why

Worst Movie you have ever seeen and short explanation of Why

Postby twistedblister » Mon May 05, 2008 1:05 pm

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Ok this is sort of a tough one again. becase i dig bad movies that are so bad they are funny IE my love of MST3K and its offspring Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic

Not Familar well let me fix that.
mst3k offical info site
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/

great message board for mst3k
http://forrestcrow.proboards47.com/

Rifftrax ( MIKE KEVIN BILL)
http://www.rifftrax.com/

Cinematic Titanic ( JOEL MarryJO Josh Trace Frank )
http://cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/

ok with those explanations out of the way

my oppinion worst movie i have seen recently is

out of weirdsville off beat comedy misfortune adventure
experiment > British low budget scifi
the quiet earth >low budget NewZeland scifi
and War Jet li Jason statam
man this is tough but War probably let me down the most
the most redeaming of this list potentialy is the quiet earth. ( the racial theme might have been edgy in the 70's but it just felt hack ish now)

War just did not live up to other jet li, Jason Statham movies. real cheap twist at the end. HEll i liked adrenaline more then War and that was not as cool as some ohther ones.

The experiment would be a very close awful second. as i spent the better part of an hour going WTF and wincing from ear pain of people screaming for no reason.
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Postby stickcult » Mon May 05, 2008 1:37 pm

Like you said, really bad movies are funny, but I think the worst I've seen is Bloodthirst. I know a few people in it, too, which is how I saw it in the first place. The sequel actually is not as bad, but still pretty bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387075/
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Postby TwistedSystem » Mon May 05, 2008 2:15 pm

Im gonna go with black christmas. I usually like horror movies but this one was just terrible.
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Postby twistedblister » Mon May 05, 2008 3:36 pm

TwistedSystem wrote:Im gonna go with black christmas. I usually like horror movies but this one was just terrible.


that name just sounds bad. ha

I forget which one i bought for a dollar but its sort of funny again not truely bad. yeah a lot of horror films get created and chucked straight onto rental release
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Postby TwistedSystem » Mon May 05, 2008 4:56 pm

Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.
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Postby twistedblister » Tue May 06, 2008 9:49 am

TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.
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Postby mccnick » Tue May 06, 2008 1:06 pm

Fifty First Dates.

I have no idea why I sat through the whole thing. It was horrible. Really bad.

Spiderman 3.

I kept thinking "can this movie get any worse?" And then it would. Horrible movie. The whole Emo-Spidey thing was pathetic. And the 'death' of the Sandman was horrible too.
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Postby twistedblister » Tue May 06, 2008 1:32 pm

mccnick wrote:Fifty First Dates.

I have no idea why I sat through the whole thing. It was horrible. Really bad.

Spiderman 3.

I kept thinking "can this movie get any worse?" And then it would. Horrible movie. The whole Emo-Spidey thing was pathetic. And the 'death' of the Sandman was horrible too.


ha lucklily i avoided fiffty first dates.
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Postby fishki » Tue May 06, 2008 5:03 pm

B Muvees Rule....cause they suck sssoooo bad
i could make a big list about sucky muvees
but i wont...cause i own a few
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Postby fishki » Tue May 06, 2008 5:06 pm

twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Postby TwistedSystem » Tue May 06, 2008 11:45 pm

^Hmm i like them as well but they don't make horror. Just a rather enjoyable experience XD
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Postby twistedblister » Wed May 07, 2008 9:37 am

fishki wrote:B Muvees Rule....cause they suck sssoooo bad
i could make a big list about sucky muvees
but i wont...cause i own a few


check out the so bad they are intentionally funny thread and post them there.

I have a mexican wrestling one but i dont know spanish that well but i will watch it from time to time.
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Postby twistedblister » Wed May 07, 2008 9:38 am

fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.
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Postby twistedblister » Wed May 07, 2008 9:44 am

Ok i know i am going to get some flak for this. but here goes.

Golden Compas.

OK so it might be my age butt. All the bad guys seemed inept. The main protagonist girl seemd to be a hero out of stupid luck. I love Sam Elliot and I guess he was ok but i felt bad for him to be in it. ( same goes for the new bond guy)

all the cool stuff the demension travel possiblities of membranses and the like just ignored so the movie could focous on a cryptic messageing device.

wow i am so glad i only paid the 1 to 2 bucks rental fee on it. Maybe i am too old for some things maybe not. Really awful in my oppinon
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Postby elkhoury » Wed May 07, 2008 11:56 am

i was born in 1990 and i started watching movies since 1996 untill now and ill keep watching movies in future, since that day i have never seen a horrible movie but i bet there are horrible movies back in 80's and 70's
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Postby twistedblister » Wed May 07, 2008 3:01 pm

elkhoury wrote:i was born in 1990 and i started watching movies since 1996 untill now and ill keep watching movies in future, since that day i have never seen a horrible movie but i bet there are horrible movies back in 80's and 70's


all i can say is watch more. you will run into some. :shock:
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Postby fishki » Wed May 07, 2008 4:20 pm

twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex
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Postby twistedblister » Wed May 07, 2008 4:28 pm

fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex


no thats the reverse of those priceless comercials becase you know a freind is going to find it and post it.
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Postby stickcult » Wed May 07, 2008 6:04 pm

twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex


no thats the reverse of those priceless comercials becase you know a freind is going to find it and post it.


This is a really long string of quotes...
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Postby TwistedSystem » Wed May 07, 2008 10:36 pm

stickcult wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex


no thats the reverse of those priceless comercials becase you know a freind is going to find it and post it.


This is a really long string of quotes...


This is the second long string of quotes im involved in XD.
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Postby stickcult » Thu May 08, 2008 5:08 pm

TwistedSystem wrote:
stickcult wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex


no thats the reverse of those priceless comercials becase you know a freind is going to find it and post it.


This is a really long string of quotes...


This is the second long string of quotes im involved in XD.


Wow, this is getting really long!
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Postby TwistedSystem » Thu May 08, 2008 7:04 pm

stickcult wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:
stickcult wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
fishki wrote:
twistedblister wrote:
TwistedSystem wrote:Ya its too bad, there used to be some great horror films but now they have just run out of ideas. The last one I saw took place in a freaking parking lot.


it takes more then half naked girs screeming and ax weilding undying psychos to make horror. there is also horror and then Gore./ Gross out. they are not the same either. IE hostel. which i acutaully liked but would not call it horror.



I actually like half naked ax wielding undying screaming psycho girls......


yes i guesss i do to but I agree with TS its not really scary or unsettling.



yes, it is scary and unsettling, when it is your ex


no thats the reverse of those priceless comercials becase you know a freind is going to find it and post it.


This is a really long string of quotes...


This is the second long string of quotes im involved in XD.


Wow, this is getting really long!


No it isn't >.>
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Postby twistedblister » Fri May 09, 2008 2:07 pm

hey everyone. stay away from the movie" the viel" its supoosed to be a zombie type biohazzard moive. but man its homemade and i almost think on a vhs reocrder. the film is awful in texture in that maner. but yeah think self published movie and you have this. i wound up 2 minutes in forwarding through most of the first 40 minutes playing onece and awhile but gugggggghhrrrrrrrrrhs its junk. Yeah make a movie and put all your actors in gas masks. mhhh snapy dialouge not happening here.

avoid at all costs.
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Re: Worst Movie you have ever seeen and short explanation of Why

Postby TwistedSystem » Mon May 19, 2008 4:42 pm

Nobody watch the bee movie. Its the one with jerry sienfeld. I love sienfeld but the bee movie was just dreadful and terrible and not very funny.
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Re: Worst Movie you have ever seeen and short explanation of Why

Postby stickcult » Mon May 19, 2008 5:44 pm

Looked bad, but I heard it was actually good, even for adults.
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