What would You Do As President of the USA ?

[tekkentool]

If I were the president of the USA I would surrender to the almighty nation of Canada.

=0 +45 omg

[hippo99]

>:0

[stickcult]

O.o

[TwistedSystem]

If I were president, I would move the white house to canada, to protect myself from the economy, etc.

Ya the only problem is that when the US's economy crashes we are going to have a bad patch for a bit, not as long as you guys but we seel so much oil and gas to you guys we'll have major losses at first. Luckily everyone wants to buy oil so it shouldnt last too long.

[tekkentool]

If I were president, I would move the white house to canada, to protect myself from the economy, etc.

Ya the only problem is that when the US's economy crashes we are going to have a bad patch for a bit, not as long as you guys but we seel so much oil and gas to you guys we'll have major losses at first. Luckily everyone wants to buy oil so it shouldnt last too long.

thank god for huge natural resources, like we've got coal and uranium.

[Lfighter65]

I would split the country down the mississippi river and sell everything east of there to russia cause they are my friends and i need some cash.
then i would get a small army together and invade canada, mainly because they havent been invaded in forever, and i would claim the lower 20 miles of canada as american soil, just because there are some good bars within that 20 miles that need to be ours, especialy in lower alberta, sorry ts, but you are safe cause you are farther north. Then for shits and giggles i would just cut hawaii lose and let them drift to wherever, cause lets face, they aint doin us much good and nobody can really afford to go there, i would lower gas prices cause we got bigger bombs than irag and can just go pwn them and take there oil, or might even just claim that as american soil too once we pmn them, russia wont get mad cause i already sold them half of the us at a discounted rate and then they can get cheaper gas too.
I would also just go and hire some mexicans to take down the border fence cause its pointless any way and then i would let all the mexicans come to america if they wanted, cause lets face it people, we are lazy and they can work circles around us. then i would hire a bunch of contractors and spend the money i got from russia for selling them the east side of america and go to antartica and build a big prison right in the middle, put every prisoner we have there, you dont need a fence, hell, let them escape. I would also shut down that entity called the IRS, they need to go get real jobs too, maybe at mcdonalds cause every person i seen at mcdonalds shouldnt be there, but then hamburger prices would skyrocket and no one would eat there and they would go bankrupt and burn down there stores, thats a good thing. oh yeah i forgot, screw bailing out big companies, big comanies + bailout = FAIL, they got them selves into that mess not me, they can get them selves out, and i would also have the treasury start printing up 100 dollar bills and mailing them weekly to all the non rich people, cause its us that makes those rich people rich, kinda like monopoly, we all gotta start out evenly, who cares if we got gold to back it up, its ugly green paper and we can print all we want.

fishki for president '08



this message is paid for and approved by fish

all i read was the fine print

I Vote Fishki

[tekkentool]

fish FTW

[hippo99]

fish ftw

[fishki]

fine print ftw

[twistedblister]

If I were president, I would move the white house to canada, to protect myself from the economy, etc.

Ya the only problem is that when the US's economy crashes we are going to have a bad patch for a bit, not as long as you guys but we seel so much oil and gas to you guys we'll have major losses at first. Luckily everyone wants to buy oil so it shouldnt last too long.

na oil and gas are US crack. we are addicted to death.

[twistedblister]

prision fight woot. ha catch super jail Sudays on cartoon network fish youll dig it.

[hippo99]

prision fight woot. ha catch super jail Sudays on cartoon network fish youll dig it.

sounds scary

[twistedblister]

Ok ahh hip this cartoon is definitely not for you just ignore that suggestion.

[hippo99]

ok

[TwistedSystem]

Uh about fish's plan, im not very far north. Im below the southern half of Alberta and about a 2-3 hours drive away from the US. I will get my hockey stick and revolt against you. Also, if that happens your teams are sooo out of the NHL!

[hippo999]

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[fishki]

Uh about fish's plan, im not very far north. Im below the southern half of Alberta and about a 2-3 hours drive away from the US. I will get my hockey stick and revolt against you. Also, if that happens your teams are sooo out of the NHL!

ok i will compromise with you TS, if you go south on 2, then east on 3, then south on 4, you will find a border town called Coutts, thats on the canadian side, Sweetgrass is the same town but on the American side, i just want the town of Coutts, its doing Canada no good, and they have this kick ass little bar that i like to hang in, so America can have it right? ok, cool, thanks.

[tekkentool]

Uh about fish's plan, im not very far north. Im below the southern half of Alberta and about a 2-3 hours drive away from the US. I will get my hockey stick and revolt against you. Also, if that happens your teams are sooo out of the NHL!

ok i will compromise with you TS, if you go south on 2, then east on 3, then south on 4, you will find a border town called Coutts, thats on the canadian side, Sweetgrass is the same town but on the American side, i just want the town of Coutts, its doing Canada no good, and they have this kick ass little bar that i like to hang in, so America can have it right? ok, cool, thanks.

As king of bullshit, i decree that it is yours

[hippo999]

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[twistedblister]

Hey keep it cival people. god i feel like a tool for having to say that.

any way early voting is on people if you are over 18 and a US Citizen go vote :-)

I voted today.

[cloud945076]

For who?

[hippo99]

ask tb