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What would You Do As President of the USA ?
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What would You Do As President of the USA ?
just curious. any real ideas or would you just crank call China ?
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
As I'm not running (wait, I am! I'm Obama!!) I haven't thought about this as thoroughly as the cantidates have, or made plans (no need to), but I certainly know where I stand on issues.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
I'd legalize all illegal immigrants so they can work legaly and fix our economy :)
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
I raise the national age you can get your drivers license. i think 16 is to young for some people that aren't responsible. It would also be good to penalise politicians more severely when the abuse the power that was given to them by the people.
Ok now for something less serious. A national gaming day where kids and their parents can play video games together.
Ok now for something less serious. A national gaming day where kids and their parents can play video games together.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
stickcult wrote:As I'm not running (wait, I am! I'm Obama!!) I haven't thought about this as thoroughly as the cantidates have, or made plans (no need to), but I certainly know where I stand on issues.
ha. nice.
way to pick on your own Noodlz. ha.
Interesting Gabe. this will scare you I had a learners permit at 14 that i used as a license and at 15 had my license it was leagel back then in LA. :-) I was one year behind the cutoff date from not being able to drink at 18

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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
I have some interesting ideas but i am cutting my ties between this life and my Utube life if i decide to make them public as i dont want to draw negitive critacisam here from my ideas.
If i put them up. and then put them on the ShySPace you will know.

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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
Ok no refined our double checked sources on this data so it is probalby slightly off on the acutaul amounts but you can probably guess my general master plan.
War on drugs. Cost >$45.5 billion was spent in 2005 ( could not find the cost for this year and next. Its always more though)
Last summer's poppy harvest is estimated to have earned US$3-billion for its growers, equivalent to 52% of Afghanistan's GDP. Drug dealers further downstream stand to make 20 times that amount as they pump heroin, refined from poppies grown on Afghan farms, into the very countries whose NATO soldiers are risking their lives to restore law and order in Afghanistan.
So guess where I might be going with this to give you some free health care emergency room anesthetics and reducing our national debt, and reducing the cash flow for terrorists
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
and yess wooot mooning Pensylvania Ave is leading wooot.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
1. ban hippo 2. spend another 700 billion dollars and make a time machine, then travel back in time and warn the government that the corporate bail out mega failed, and tell them to spend it on education and health care instead. 3. build a giant slip and slide on the white house 4. slide down the said slip and slide 5. pass a bill forcing more companys to make psp games. 6. become totally corrupt 7. buy a third world country, possible botswana
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
Well i know your joking but buying 3rd world contries. ha uhh CIA was in that business for a long time. it never really worked out well.
" catch phrase for the 22nd Centuray. is Blowback." look it up. we gave arms to Afgahn rebbels fighting the Russains. ever wonder what those guys are doing today?
" catch phrase for the 22nd Centuray. is Blowback." look it up. we gave arms to Afgahn rebbels fighting the Russains. ever wonder what those guys are doing today?
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twistedblister wrote:Well i know your joking but buying 3rd world contries. ha uhh CIA was in that business for a long time. it never really worked out well.
" catch phrase for the 22nd Centuray. is Blowback." look it up. we gave arms to Afgahn rebbels fighting the Russains. ever wonder what those guys are doing today?
possibly writing a chinese opera?
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
I'd require all state tests to require the students to play bioshock and analyze it's story.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
stickcult wrote:I'd require all state tests to require the students to play bioshock and analyze it's story.
nice.
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an entire government run by a cult....good idea?....................hella yea
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
I would split the country down the mississippi river and sell everything east of there to russia cause they are my friends and i need some cash.
then i would get a small army together and invade canada, mainly because they havent been invaded in forever, and i would claim the lower 20 miles of canada as american soil, just because there are some good bars within that 20 miles that need to be ours, especialy in lower alberta, sorry ts, but you are safe cause you are farther north. Then for shits and giggles i would just cut hawaii lose and let them drift to wherever, cause lets face, they aint doin us much good and nobody can really afford to go there, i would lower gas prices cause we got bigger bombs than irag and can just go pwn them and take there oil, or might even just claim that as american soil too once we pmn them, russia wont get mad cause i already sold them half of the us at a discounted rate and then they can get cheaper gas too.
I would also just go and hire some mexicans to take down the border fence cause its pointless any way and then i would let all the mexicans come to america if they wanted, cause lets face it people, we are lazy and they can work circles around us. then i would hire a bunch of contractors and spend the money i got from russia for selling them the east side of america and go to antartica and build a big prison right in the middle, put every prisoner we have there, you dont need a fence, hell, let them escape. I would also shut down that entity called the IRS, they need to go get real jobs too, maybe at mcdonalds cause every person i seen at mcdonalds shouldnt be there, but then hamburger prices would skyrocket and no one would eat there and they would go bankrupt and burn down there stores, thats a good thing. oh yeah i forgot, screw bailing out big companies, big comanies + bailout = FAIL, they got them selves into that mess not me, they can get them selves out, and i would also have the treasury start printing up 100 dollar bills and mailing them weekly to all the non rich people, cause its us that makes those rich people rich, kinda like monopoly, we all gotta start out evenly, who cares if we got gold to back it up, its ugly green paper and we can print all we want.
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then i would get a small army together and invade canada, mainly because they havent been invaded in forever, and i would claim the lower 20 miles of canada as american soil, just because there are some good bars within that 20 miles that need to be ours, especialy in lower alberta, sorry ts, but you are safe cause you are farther north. Then for shits and giggles i would just cut hawaii lose and let them drift to wherever, cause lets face, they aint doin us much good and nobody can really afford to go there, i would lower gas prices cause we got bigger bombs than irag and can just go pwn them and take there oil, or might even just claim that as american soil too once we pmn them, russia wont get mad cause i already sold them half of the us at a discounted rate and then they can get cheaper gas too.
I would also just go and hire some mexicans to take down the border fence cause its pointless any way and then i would let all the mexicans come to america if they wanted, cause lets face it people, we are lazy and they can work circles around us. then i would hire a bunch of contractors and spend the money i got from russia for selling them the east side of america and go to antartica and build a big prison right in the middle, put every prisoner we have there, you dont need a fence, hell, let them escape. I would also shut down that entity called the IRS, they need to go get real jobs too, maybe at mcdonalds cause every person i seen at mcdonalds shouldnt be there, but then hamburger prices would skyrocket and no one would eat there and they would go bankrupt and burn down there stores, thats a good thing. oh yeah i forgot, screw bailing out big companies, big comanies + bailout = FAIL, they got them selves into that mess not me, they can get them selves out, and i would also have the treasury start printing up 100 dollar bills and mailing them weekly to all the non rich people, cause its us that makes those rich people rich, kinda like monopoly, we all gotta start out evenly, who cares if we got gold to back it up, its ugly green paper and we can print all we want.
fishki for president '08
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
You forgot using bioshock in standardized testing fish.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
and that hippo is going to be president
I PWN!!!!!
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
Ha so fish you are more of the East Coast West coast fued then the Mason Dixe line Fued. ha. cool post.
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
yep fish, i'd come and steal hawaii from it's floating location, and use it as a private residence
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Re: What would You Do As President of the USA ?
If I were the president of the USA I would surrender to the almighty nation of Canada.
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If I were president, I would move the white house to canada, to protect myself from the economy, etc.
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