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nymphetomine wrote:that was awsom!! gab
Im happy you like corny jokes BC thats all I got lol.
twistedblister wrote:someone bumped the joke thread. woooot
your welcome
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gabrile23 - Posts: 1341
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the only jokes i know r the dead baby jokes xD
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ha. hey at leat you have one down.
here is a pretty nasty cop joke sooooooooo. i warned you
here is a pretty nasty cop joke sooooooooo. i warned you
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it works better verbally but cause you do a little kids voice in the punch line
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good silly stupid joke from a friend.
One day, Boudreaux was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Thibodeaux driving a brand new pickup.
Boudreaux pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Thibodeaux", where'd you git that truck?'
'Tammie give it to me.' Thibodeaux replied.
'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'
'Well, Boudreaux, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Thibodeaux", take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!'
"Boudreaux", you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
One day, Boudreaux was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Thibodeaux driving a brand new pickup.
Boudreaux pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Thibodeaux", where'd you git that truck?'
'Tammie give it to me.' Thibodeaux replied.
'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'
'Well, Boudreaux, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Thibodeaux", take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!'
"Boudreaux", you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
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hahahaa, that was funny xD lmao
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nymphetomine - Posts: 676
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Boudreaux and Thibadeax are the local names for comedy where i live pronounced Booo droohh and tib ahhh doohhhhh
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lol we use hans en moos
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ha. hans i get but Moos ha. that is funny. i grew up next to an Itallian family ( 7 kids ) each had a three letter nickname. the youngest one was Moo. like the cow.
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
"You hang around - I'll go on ahead."
"You hang around - I'll go on ahead."
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... yeah.. prolly better than my jokes xD
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what is brown and all sticky??
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What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work.
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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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ha ok i keep going back to this but .....
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
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what is green and smells like bacon??
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ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok i know 1!!!!!!!!!
what did the egg say to the boiling water?????
he? he? he??????
what did the egg say to the boiling water?????
he? he? he??????
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Ok two monkeys are in the jungle and then another monkey comes along and takes a huge dump right in front of them. Then the one monkey turns to the other and says "Dam that shit is bananas..."
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that shit is bananas... b.a.n.a.n.a.s
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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