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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby WHO_99 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:51 pm

hahaha. so the story done lol???
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:57 pm

WHO_99 wrote:
Noodlez wrote:well actualy...while trapped inside the scales of the dress i managed to find an unconscious who....after waking him up with a 1UP mushroom we discovered that he has fused with fish's jenova cells and has gained the power to teleport anywhere in the universe...upon discovering this me and who decide to travel to eucadia to get some supplies and upon getting supplies we were attacked by the spawn of the hipposaurus rex...apparently hippo was getting it on with sackgirl and they created the species of hipposackboys...the deadliest midgets of all time....one of the hipposackboys bites who thus taking away his teleportation powers, so now who and i are on the run from these creatures awaiting the arrival of cloud who is flying his x-wing...while hiding out at a bunker..the sun sets and who and i look into the sky...at the moon...only this was not the moon since it was on the wrong side of the planet...while looking in horror who and i realize what we were looking at...who mutters "its...a deathstar"...and within moments we hear heavy footsteps....and heavy breathing....we turn around...and dere he is....
DARTH DW!!!!!!!!!!!


to be continued :)


FUCKIN A!!!! I'M ALIVE AGAIN!!!!!! ahaha sweet

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i love how you thanked me for bringin you back...you ungrateful son of a b*tch -_-
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:13 pm

neway...on with the story

Noodlez and Who destroy the full moon thus bringin back darth dw to normal...after talking about what has happened the past months DW explains how he started a rebellion with the remaining survivors of RRB and how its high time the team comes back to take on all the clans in GB now...Who agrees to join DW in his quest for redemption but Noodlez needs time to think about it because he feels as though lil kc is still alive and he must save his brother from doom...so Noodlez sets out on his own while DW and Who go to join the rest of RRB and prepare for the coming battles

5 months later
It seems as though RRB has begun gaining ground and kicking some a$$...wiping out all the noobs first to warm up, Noodlez still on the hunt for lil kc is following all the rumors he has heard throughout the wasteland...unfortunately all these rumors left him with nothing but disappointment...but there is one rumor...going around about a new area to do battle and a huge army of fighters...ready to take on everyone on Gamebattles...this arm is called...Global-Warfare...their leader...non other than the two timing scaly wedding dressed wearing orange named bastard FISH!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be concluded
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:49 pm

The Global Warfare coalition is huge, and they send the newly founded RRB forces in retreat. Noodlez, DW, WHO, all run to fight another day. They must find a way to take down their former RRB comrade fish who has grown too powerful. Apparently while WHO slept in slumber inside fish's womb, he extracted brain cells and nutrients from WHO making fish twice as powerful, and he inherited WHO's turret skills. Just when the newly RRB members think all is lost..a sudden voice speaks out to them telepathically. DW, Noodlez, and WHO are shocked. It's none other than the voice of Pocket_Sand! Pocket tells them that he's been training in the afterlife all these years since his demise in the great battle of 2011. Since Pocket died heroically, he is allowed to keep his body and his Warhawk, and he's allowed to return to Earth for one day as a reward to help out in the fighting! The newly founded RRB members cheer as they know Pocket will now be a force to be reckoned with.....
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:23 pm

The war commences b/w the two factions with fish's super steroid up army gaining an early advantage over the GB army...hope is slipping among the soldiers as for months and months they take such a huge beating....with RRB nowhere to be heard off all hope seems lost for the GB soldiers and it appears Fish is going to buy out the website and let the hipposaurus rex own it...but then...from the ashes..like a phoenix armed with a guitar hero metallica guitar KC RISES!!!!!!!!!! fused with holy rock powers he summons from the depths RRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! led by Darth DW and Jedi Master Pocket_Sand in the air and Vash and Cloud on the ground...with mvp ground pounder Noodlez providing awesome binocular strikes....the GB army gains their morale back and fights back fish's evil empire!!!!! thus resulting in the victory for GB!!!!!!!!!!! and then everyone honors all of the RRB members and build statues in our names...but unfortunately all these battles and searching for kc and being on the run has exhausted noodlez tremendously...so he jumps on his x-wing and flies off to dagobah to retire...never to see the horrors of war again


THE END.....NO MORE...THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:26 pm

but then...100 years later after the great wars in the year 2111... the descedant of Noodlez begins his journey...

The sun rises, and young Loodlez begins his day as he steps out into Eucadia....


To be continued
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:29 pm

NO SHUT UP!!!!!!!....there is no 100 years later the story is over!!!!!!!...fish lock this puppy up before it starts all over again!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby WHO_99 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:39 pm

hahahahahha.


oh sry noodlez. thank you oh great one for bringing me back. and my decendent MHO will thank Loodlez hahahah
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:51 pm

Loodlez is walking through Eucadia on his day, he then visits the local place of religion as he does on every Friday. He always likes to read the ancient text in the scrolls at the church:

This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...

100 years ago there existed a clan where great power was gathered...

But one day a man named Fish with great evil took that power after the great war for himself...

With that power at his command, he spread great darkness across the clans of Warhawk...

But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand...

young men branding the letters Spud appeared as if from nowhere...

Wielding the powers of Chimera, Rexasauraus, and great Warhawk talent. They sealed the dark one away and gave the land light....

These men, who fought hard to save the game of Warhawk, were known as Noodlez, DWOMT, WHO, hippo, Cloud, Vash, and Pocket_Sand...

Their tale was passed down through generations until it became legend...

But then...a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the land...

The great evil that all had thought had been sealed away by the Spud Heros..

Once again crept forth from the depths of the earth eager to resume his dark designs....

The people believed that the Spud heroes would once again come to save them somehow...

But the heroes did not appear...

The gods had to interfere and nobody knows what happened after that...

In the year 2111 it is customary to worship the ancient weapons known as Warhawks. Young men dream of the day they might take to the skies someday..

The elders only wish for the youth to know courage like the Spud Heroes of legend...
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby hippo999 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:14 pm

That was not in the Bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby fishki » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:18 pm

why did i have to turn into the evil villian :(
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby hippo999 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:29 pm

fishki wrote:why did i have to turn into the evil villian :(

git gud :haha:
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:59 pm

because...ummm....look at your avatar....
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:13 am

Noodlez wrote:because...ummm....look at your avatar....


yes because his avatar shows his true nature hehehe
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby WHO_99 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:29 am

dude if avatars show our true nature



I'M A COMPLETE BADASS!!!!!!!!! hahaha i got a f*cking samurai as my avatar

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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:33 am

LOL@WHO

So...does anyone want to continue the story of Loodlez or shall I? hehehe
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby WHO_99 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:50 am

go for it dude. btw if you could give me (or my decedent) a sword that would be sweet lol

i would continue the story but i'm not that imaginative lol
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:53 pm

nooooooooo its over!!!!!!!!!! RRB saved the online world and warhawk 2 came out but noodlez retired and DW lead the way untill he died then video gaming as a whole ended and thats it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:58 pm

Noodlez wrote:nooooooooo its over!!!!!!!!!! RRB saved the online world and warhawk 2 came out but noodlez retired and DW lead the way untill he died then video gaming as a whole ended and thats it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


no man! There's more to tell in the story! There's so many more possibilities! I can see it now....Loodlez joins up with the rest of the descendants of the old Spud members, and they form the Fellowship of the RRB. Then they begin an epic quest to stop a sudden mysterious evil filling the land. Along the way they find a random pregnant woman who dies giving birth to WHO. Apparently he's been staying immortal over the 100 years by sleeping in any womb he can find, and when he's born he rips out of their chest like Alien. So he's still around. Then they find Vegito alive and well inside a mysterious energy beam called the Nexus where he's been living a fantasy life for 100 years, and he decides to leave it to help out WHO and the next generation of RRB members.

So you see, plenty more story to tell!
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby Noodlez » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:58 pm

you just wanna beat hippo's "i just turned 6" post dontcha
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:01 pm

Noodlez wrote:you just wanna beat hippo's "i just turned 6" post dontcha


LOL no, I honestly find this whole topic hilarious and the way the story keeps twisting all over the place has had me cracking up laughing :laugh2:
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby WHO_99 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:38 pm

i honestly don't think that anyone can beat i just turned six. that shit still gets posts now and then lol. its at lik 17 pgs
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby fishki » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:20 pm

You guys are all so disillusioned by your pathetic attempts to stop the Almighty Fishki and his Global Warfare Coalition that you can not even tell the truth.

Beware...I will show you all the truth....

Coming Soon...."The Chronicles of Fishki".....how it really went down.
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby DWOMT » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:26 pm

fishki wrote:You guys are all so disillusioned by your pathetic attempts to stop the Almighty Fishki and his Global Warfare Coalition that you can not even tell the truth.

Beware...I will show you all the truth....

Coming Soon...."The Chronicles of Fishki".....how it really went down.


Lies! The guy from the future already spoke of your demise in his great texts! You were destroyed!

lol
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Re: I've come with a warning!

Postby hippo999 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:28 pm

No one shall dethrone my I just turned six topic!!!!!!!
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