sticks dead baby jokes

[stickcult]

Might as well post some...


Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

What's sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding over a baby.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby in a glass of root beer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armfloats.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.


There are more, don't worry.

[arct1cdude]

dear god why?

[stickcult]

Because.

[arct1cdude]

these are the type of jokes that make you feel guilty for laughing

[stickcult]

Yes, yes they are. Yet...they are funny.

[arct1cdude]

you didn't make these up yourself,right?RIGHT?

[fishki]

And sticks other dead babies....

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Johnny.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

[stickcult]

No, I did not make these up.

[arct1cdude]

whoever made these up better not have kids, for their own sake. i starting to find these jokes funny, DAMMIT STICK!

[stickcult]

I have won.

[fishki]

yeah, you get the Golden Cheese Dog Award

[stickcult]

Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank...wait, what?

[arct1cdude]

'golden cheese dog award' sounds cool?, and stick have a cookie

[stickcult]

What kind of cookie? A nice, warm dead baby cookie?

[tekkentool]

What kind of cookie? A nice, warm dead baby cookie?

well obviously, fun fact. dead baby brains are a suitible alternative for scrambled eggs

[twistedblister]

What kind of cookie? A nice, warm dead baby cookie?

well obviously, fun fact. dead baby brains are a suitible alternative for scrambled eggs

lot of imagrants in NewORleans used to have that as a sunday breakfast treat growing up in the 50 and 60's. Not people babby. but cow brains and bacon and eggs. yum

way to go stick but are you running out of steam your posting alot in bunches.

[stickcult]

I've got plenty, don't worry.

In Greece, the lamb's eyes and brain are considered a delicacy.

[TwistedSystem]

Hmm I seem to notice that rich people always eat the garbage parts of animals.

[stickcult]

Greek people are rich? I wish!

I do see that too, though. Snails, eww, Frog's Legs, no thank you, Lamb eye or brain, AHHH!!

[arct1cdude]

Greek people are rich? I wish!

I do see that too, though. Snails, eww, Frog's Legs, no thank you, Lamb eye or brain, AHHH!!

that's europe for ya

[stickcult]

yep, weirdos....

[twistedblister]

Greek people are rich? I wish!

I do see that too, though. Snails, eww, Frog's Legs, no thank you, Lamb eye or brain, AHHH!!

I saw a travel channel show with Zimmerman eating the lambs eyeballs. I guess its like a meat grape.

now frogs legs man wooooo hoooo they are very gamy but sooo good. they do not taste like chicken they have a marshy swampy smell. you know its a wild animal like lamb has an odor all its own.

[TwistedSystem]

I almost tried caviar once but it looked sick so I didn't. I did try start fish though, there is very very very little meat on them.

[twistedblister]

I almost tried caviar once but it looked sick so I didn't. I did try start fish though, there is very very very little meat on them.

cavir is overpriced and over rated. I think its one of those Rocky mountain oyster things where people swear it an afrodesiac or some crud. its nasty and salty . get a jar of capers thier a plant and taste better. go awesome in spegehtii sauce too.

[TwistedSystem]

I hate spagheti, its the sauce .