First lets get this out the way...even if you LOVED resident evil 4...you might not like this one...this game is A LOT OF HYPE...it does not deliver imo the way 4 did..now lets get to the whys!!!
ITS NOT FREAKING SCARY....now resident evil 4 was more action than it was scary...but once you got into the castle...those hooded guys scared me shytless...and the regenarators...OMG!!!!...i turned the game off for those guys....so although the game was more action heavy it did have its moments...resident evil 5....has...NO MOMENTS....the whole time i was never worried about dying...or anything...i knew i was gonna kick ass and i did....and that took the whole resident evil feeling away...on top of that...THESE IDIOTS ARE TOO FREAKING HUMAN.....god dammit...lets get som zombies here...BUT lemme say this...an OLD FAVORITE...makes its SUPER AWESOME RETURN...in HUGE NUMBERS....lemme giv a hint...watch those ceilings...hehehhehehehhe...old timers shuld kno who im talkin about...ok moving on
THE STORY FREAKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!...yes the story is garbage.....part 4..was..go rescue the presidents daughter and then...som massive crazy plot with memorable characters (LUIS!!!! KRAUSER!!!!!! RIP)..but part 5...omg....yo...omg..the story seems promisin...lets go uncover this crzy ass secret..and then it bcomz a rescue mission...for som1 i do care about but...it all unravels pretty stupidly...the story sucked!!!!!!!!! point blank
SHEVA IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!...people...seriously...never ever play this game on any mode above easy if your gonna do it with sheva...shes too trigger happy and she DOES NOT LISTEN DURING BOSS FIGHTS...i swear to god....i could not do any boss fight with her...shes a freaking DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!...play this game with people ALWAYS...sheva is a dumazz plain and simple
ok now i kno ive been complaining too much about the game...and i make it seem wack...but seriously...this game is decent....so lemme get to good stuff
ITS ADDICTIVE AS FLIP!!!!!!....listen....wen u play this game with a partner...a real good one...this game is hella freaking fun...i love it....its soooooooo awesome....it works so well...swappin weapons...helpin each other...FIGHTING BOSSES!!!!!...so much fun!!!!!!!
MERCENARIES MODE!!!!!!!....need i say more.....we all love horde mode...we all love nazi zombies....come on....
ALBERT FREAKING WESKER.....HES HERE....AND U GET TO UNLOAD SOM MAJOR ASS KICKING ON HIM...so remind yourself of all da shyt he put u through in every resident evil game and KICK HIS A$$!!!!!..although its almost impossible....this guy is neo from da matrix here....hes soo bad a$$!!!!!!
SOM1 SPECIAL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!.....dats all im gonna say
Maybe the hype was too huge...maybe they didnt put enough effort...or maybe...resident evil 4 was too damn good in every single way....but resident evil 5...just didnt live up to it for me...i giv it an 8/10....pt 4 gets 10/10....5 is good...and if u wanna do som good ol co op....and see where the story is headed...pick it up...if this is gonna be ur 1st resident evil game...STAY AWAY..go get part 2 to experience the best game of the old series and then get part 4 to experience the better game of the new series...then decide if you want part 5 cuz resident evil 5 is NOTHING compared to pt 4
so with that folks...im off to beat the game in professional mode with INFINITE AMMO!!!!!!!
Great Rant...Good Night...toodlez from Noodlez
