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A Little Unknown Fact...

A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby fishki » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:05 pm

...using some basic math I have come to the conclusion that, damn it, I'm lucky. Maybe.

Have you ever thought about the possibility of your existence?
Maybe this will help...

#1: On average, man produces around 2,000,000 fertile spermatozoids per day.

#2: That's around 45,000,000,000 spermatozoids during an average mans lifetime.

#3: Every single spermatozoid has its own particular DNA.

#4: Averagely, man produces up to 3 children thru out his life span.

#5: Possibility that you fathers single spermatozoid will become exactly you is 1:15,000,000,000

#6: Possibility that you grandfathers single spermaatozoid will become your father and your fathers single spermatozoid will become you is 1:144,000,000,000,000,000,000.

#7: Possibility of your existence after 10 generations (one generation is 25 years) is, 1:600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

#8: Possibility of your existence since the beginning of mankind is, 1:18,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... and 500,000 more zeroes.

#9: These calculations are based only on fatherhoods factor, calculations do not include such factors as motherhood, death by natural causes, death by unnatural causes, childs death before adulthood, etc.

#10: If statistics would include all factors, the possibility of your existence would be almost zero.

After all that, after realizing what an unthinkably huge coincidence you are, that your existence should be almost 0%..... here you are...100%

nuff said :pick:
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby nymphetomine » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:32 am

shit fish, here i was thinking that you finally decided to share that you r gay and have a crush on me.. :yeh:
but noooooooo, all you was is to talk about sperm... :flp: :flp: :flp: :flp: :flp:

but one think is wrong.. i know some religions (muslim, christianity) that produce 7 - 10 children per family, and in china you can only have 1 child.. maby that compromises each other.. wars kill many people before they even get children..

so i think you should add some 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Re: A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby gabrile23 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:21 am

It is pretty staggering the chances of a single birth being who they are. Your mother and father had to have met randomly fall in love and then have you and also their parents and their parents and so on for all human time. It blows the mind how if anything were diffrent just a little you probably would'nt exist.
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Re: A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby Drew » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:38 am

Or life at all...

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Re: A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby fishki » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:18 am

lmfao nymph... only in your dreams my friend :flp:

yeah gabe and drew, im sure someone has coined a term for it but i cant think what it might be, the exact chain of events that would have to happen to lead up to our personal existence is astounding... had my great grandparents on my mothers side not left germany on the day they did, but on the following day, would I be here? Had I turned left at a corner 15 years ago instead of right, would this website be up? would nemo be here? there was a spur of the moment / last minute decision i made regarding nemos mother (long story) had i not made that decision nemo would not be here on this earth, I would not be talking to you guys, we would have no idea of each others existence.....
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: A Little Unknown Fact...

Postby Noodlez » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:27 pm

gabrile23 wrote:It is pretty staggering the chances of a single birth being who they are. Your mother and father had to have met randomly fall in love and then have you and also their parents and their parents and so on for all human time. It blows the mind how if anything were diffrent just a little you probably would'nt exist.


yeah or in my case...your parents have to have randomly met..and be as precisely drunk as they were..and the alcohol must have given little old sperm noodle the slight edge in getting to the egg and getting in first!!!!!
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