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Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby gabrile23 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:07 am

I saw it on yahoo news and thought we should celebrate or else incure his wraith.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-lo ... orris.html
Post your favortie Chuck fact if you want or just roundhouse topic lol.

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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby Noodlez » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:48 am

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby fishki » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:47 pm

oh gawd...hippo will see this :suicide:
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby King_Chile » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:34 pm

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby gabrile23 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:13 pm

King_Chile wrote:Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

hi everybody i've been gone for a while, whats up!!!!!!

Hey King Chile good to see you on the site.
Sorry fish i didn't think of that.
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby hippo999 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:44 pm

If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more. :yeh:
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby Lfighter65 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:07 pm

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. :yeh:
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby twistedblister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:25 pm

ha. he is our santa
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby cloud945076 » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:15 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revloving door. :shck:
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby TwistedSystem » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:51 pm

Chuck Norris can choke on his birthday cake! Seriously though... >.>
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby fishki » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:26 am

Chuck Sucks

nuff said
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby Ishbu » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:59 am

when chuck norric found out he can sell his urine... red bull was made
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby stickcult » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:09 am

TS and Fish..you better watch your backs..
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby fishki » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:45 pm

stickcult wrote:TS and Fish..you better watch your backs..


all ya gotta do to put chuck down is pinch off his oxygen tube :laugh2:
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby twistedblister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:23 pm

or remind him a democrat is in office. he will have a heart attack hearing that.
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby gabrile23 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:23 pm

twistedblister wrote:or remind him a democrat is in office. he will have a heart attack hearing that.

He's politics are way to conservative for me. Did'nt he want to build a wall on the mexico boarder and arrest and imprison every illegal immigrant?
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby cloud945076 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:18 pm

gabrile23 wrote:
twistedblister wrote:or remind him a democrat is in office. he will have a heart attack hearing that.

He's politics are way to conservative for me. Did'nt he want to build a wall on the mexico boarder and arrest and imprison every illegal immigrant?

wow. if hed had his way i wouldn't be here =0
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby gabrile23 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:56 pm

cloud945076 wrote:
gabrile23 wrote:
twistedblister wrote:or remind him a democrat is in office. he will have a heart attack hearing that.

He's politics are way to conservative for me. Did'nt he want to build a wall on the mexico boarder and arrest and imprison every illegal immigrant?

wow. if hed had his way i wouldn't be here =0

that would suck.
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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby stickcult » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:17 pm

Well you'd just be playing Warhawk from Mexico then.. :)

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Re: Happy brithday Chuck Norris!

Postby cloud945076 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:48 pm

gabrile23 wrote:
cloud945076 wrote:
gabrile23 wrote:
twistedblister wrote:or remind him a democrat is in office. he will have a heart attack hearing that.


He's politics are way to conservative for me. Did'nt he want to build a wall on the mexico boarder and arrest and imprison every illegal immigrant?


wow. if hed had his way i wouldn't be here =0


that would suck.
Amen.

@ stick: i prolly wouldn't even own a PS3. lol
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